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GnR Reunion Blues

When I first heard the rumors in 2015 that Axl Rose and Slash were going to be getting back together and touring as Guns ‘n’ Roses I was completely nonplussed. I have heard rumors like this for years and they never turn into anything, when rumors like this do end up being true all you get is some half-baked album like Chinese Democracy, and I honestly don’t know if Axl’s voice is really up to snuff anymore.

When the official announcement of Guns ‘n’ Roses tour dates in 2016 came on NPR a day or two before New Years I had a completely different reaction. I was driving to work in my cold Scion xD when all of a sudden this flush of warmth came over me and it honestly felt like I was blushing. If I didn’t know any better I would have thought I’d just taken a shot. I started remembering what it felt like to listen to Appetite for Destruction for the first time with that raunchy LA dive feel and those siren-like guitars.

I’m not sure which part of me is the better judge, but my brain is unexcited about the GnR reunion despite how into the idea my heart seems to be. At the end of the day, I think whether or not I see the band live is going to be the choice of my wallet, though, so I’m going to have to find a way to curb my enthusiasm somehow.

Pet Sounds (If Your Pet is a Seal)

For a few days in early January I think my wife and I spent more time laughing than breathing. This is because we stumbled across a video that features a seal making a ridiculous sound. Because I am reading Moby Dick, I imagined how one might classify the seal during the peak of the whaling industry. I summoned to mind a wave-lapped old man in ratty clothing telling tall tales about a beast that looked like a dog on its front end, a fish on its hind end, and screamed like a man. Here is the video that inspired the high heights of my recent ecstasy:

Wonder Woman (2007)

Not too long ago, in about ’06-’07ish, Joss Whedon was hired by Warner Brothers to write and direct a Wonder Woman film, but the film fell apart. Joss Whedon said, “We just saw different movies, and at the price range this kind of movie hands in, that’s never gonna work. Non-sympatico. It happens all the time.” Now, Wonder Woman, written by Jason Fuchs and directed by Patty Jenkins, is going to be coming out in 2017. I imagine, after learning about this, Joss figured he was never going to get to use his script for a Wonder Woman film, because his original script for the film was recently released to the public. All I had to do was read the first little bit of description —

— and I was hooked. The script is 116 pages long and it is available all over the web. I highly recommend giving it a read. The script is incredibly visual, charming, and funny. Diana comes off like The Little Mermaid, misunderstanding the workings of the world like fear, greed, and stubble, but she also sees humanity from a stranger’s eyes. We have the potential to become something bold and original, and yet we fall into all of the same scripts. As Wonder Woman, Diana can be a guide for humanity to reach for our higher nature. Steve Trevor is a fantastic partner, courageous and worldly, but dedicated toward the good of others. They teach one another and they criticize one another, and every once in a while Diana swoops him up in her arms like a “damsel in distress” and escorts him out of harm’s way.

It is probably issues like the gender role reversal that I just mentioned that kept this film from getting made. Whedon was diplomatic about his parting of ways with the production company, but you have to wonder if his vision was censored by the people with money. Whedon’s Wonder Woman is intensely critical of humanity’s tendency toward war, clear gender boundaries and roles, and the status quo in general at the peak of the Bush administration when pacifist views were seen as “letting the terrorists win,” when marriage was defined according to the Defense of Marriage Act as between one man and one woman, and when anyone who questions the way things work would be labelled a Communist by the neo-McCarthyists we voted into office. Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman was bold, and possibly the best thing he’s ever written. You all can keep dreaming for Firefly Season Two. I’m holding out for DC’s reboot of Wonder Woman with a Whedon script.

I haven’t been playing Magic: the Gathering as much since I started tackling my debt in earnest. Tabletop gaming superhero Wil Wheaton once said that he does not promote MtG because it revolves around a pay-to-play mechanic, and while I deeply love the game it is really hard to get around how much it can cost to keep up with the game. The perfect median is when you have friends with a bunch of Magic cards who really enjoy playing Commander/EDH (Elder Dragon Highlander) format. Commander is a casual format where players can construct their own decks around a legendary creature of their choice or choose to buy a pre-made deck. The decks themselves are more expensive than many other starter decks (as they used to call them), intro packs, or deckbuilder kits, but because you can only play one of every non-land card there are many more combinations which make each deck infinitely more playable. My friend Jordan recently purchased all five of the Commander 2015 pre-made decks — Call the Spirits, Seize Control, Plunder the Graves, Wade Into Battle, and Swell the Host — which revolve around a new experience counter mechanic and for his birthday he wanted to have a 5-player free-for-all involving all five decks. I thought I would do a write-up about the five decks and my experiences with them thus far.

Call the Spirits is an Orzhov (white/black) deck featuring Daxos the Returned as its general. You gain an experience counter each time you cast an enchantment. Daxos has the ability to create spirit tokens for 1WB with power and toughness equal to the amount of experience counters you have accumulated. With enough mana, Daxos can turn into a creature factory, but in my experience the deck never gained any momentum. I only played two games with these five decks, but Call the Spirits definitely came off as one of the weakest decks in the bunch.

Seize Control is an Izzet (blue/red) deck featuring Mizzix of the Izmagnus as its general. If you cast an instant or sorcery with a converted mana cost (CMC) greater than the amount of experience you have, you gain an experience counter. Each subsequent instant/sorcery that you cast from that point on will cost 1 less colorless mana for each experience counter you have. During early deck discussion, many of us overlooked Seize Control, mainly because I play with a lot of people who really don’t like messing with blue. You spend so much time leaving mana open and hoping you can use it that it is often not worth it. After seeing this deck in action, it became a clear contender for best deck in the set. I won using Seize Control during the first match, and I got second place in the second match, defeated by — you guessed it — Seize Control. It is fairly easy to cast spells with CMC 1, 2, 3, 4, etc., in a sequence to maximize Mizzix’s value, especially with so many cards that have a Flashback cost, making it easy to get ahead and stay ahead. Usually, you’re going to win by stealing someone else’s best creature — often their general — but exercise with care. You can put a target on your back pretty easily that way.

Plunder the Graves is a Golgari (black/green) deck featuring Meren of Clan Nel Toth as its general. Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain an experience counter. When your end step comes around, you can choose a creature from your graveyard and if its CMC is less than or equal to your experience you can return it to the battlefield. Otherwise, you can return this creature to your hand. There are certainly some fun things you can do with this deck, and before we started playing I thought it was probably one of the best, but this is another deck that seemed kind of difficult to actually get going.

Wade Into Battle is a Boros (white/red) deck featuring Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas as its general. You get experience counters by casting creatures with CMC five or more, and Kalemne gets +1/+1 for each experience counter. Boros is probably my favorite two-color combination because of its speed and relentlessness, and the mana ramp in this deck is formidable enough to get those big creatures out quickly. On my first turn with this deck I played a Plains, tapped the Plains to cast Sol Ring, and finally tapped the Sol Ring to cast Fellwar Stone. When I played my second Plains on turn two, I already had five mana available. With ramp like this you can cast Kalemne on turn two and your first giant creature on turn three. The big danger is that you become an early target for Seize Control’s dominate spells, and that is why I think Wade Into Battle is probably the second best deck of the batch.

Swell the Host is a Simic (blue/green) deck featuring Ezuri, Claw of Progress as its general. Whenever you cast a creature with power 2 or less, you get an experience counter. When your combat phase begins, you get to put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control for each experience counter you have accumulated. While this deck wasn’t the most powerful on its own, it was certainly the most fun to interact with. There were multiple times when the person playing Call the Spirits would cast Thief of Blood and steal all of the counters from the creature. In fact, when I was playing with the Wade Into Battle deck there was a time where I was the only person of all five of us who had never possessed the massive creature created by Ezuri, Claw of Progress and Thief of Blood. If you want to win, Swell the Host might not be the best deck to play with, make sure this deck is in the mix.

I’m rarely excited about Wizards’ pre-made Commander decks and then I try them out and fall in love with basically all of them (to varying degrees). One of the only problems I’ve had with the last couple of sets is that there isn’t as much room to play with the new mechanics. For example, in a previous set of decks we were introduced to the concept of Lieutenants, cards that help you out assuming that your Commander is on the battlefield. To my knowledge, there are only five Lieutenants in existence at this time, one for each of the five pre-made decks. Similarly, it would be really neat to find some more cards that interact with experience counters. I doubt any of these cards are going to come out of a standard set in the near future, but I think it might be really neat to roll out some sort of Conspiracy-esque draft-centered set that feeds into the existing Commander product of the last couple of years. In my opinion, when you release a new game mechanic you need to provide resources for deckbuilders so that they don’t have to be limited by the cards and color combinations of the pre-made decks. That said, I can imagine playing with these decks once a week and not really getting tired of them for at least a year, and from a marketing standpoint I think that is what Wizards is aiming for. If you get bored after a year, there’s going to be another set of decks to delve into.

When Henry Ford rolled out the 40-hour workweek at Ford Motor Company in 1926, Ford did not view this move as any sort of sentimental decision or technical innovation in itself. He believed that workers getting paid the same for working fewer hours was a natural progression stemming from progress in industrialization and corporate organization. In an interview with Samuel Crowther titled “Why I Favor Five Days’ Work With Six Days’ Pay,” Ford said,

It is the rise of the great corporation with its ability to use power, to use accurately designed machinery, and generally to lessen the wastes in time, material, and human energy that made it possible to bring in the eight hour day. Then, also, there is the saving through accurate workmanship. Unless parts are made accurately, the benefits of quantity production will be lost-for the parts will not fit together and the economy of making will be lost in the assembling. Further progress along the same lines has made it possible to bring in the five day week.

A further benefit of Ford’s decision to enforce a 40-hour workweek is that his employees, and the employees of all other businesses who followed suit,* would have more leisure time to enjoy (and more money to spend on) the products of their labor, especially Ford automobiles.

While Ford believed that the 40-hour workweek was a natural bi-product of changes in modern industry, he was adamant about the fact that it is not the ultimate end for labor. Ford was merely dealing with economic concepts of efficiency that he believed to be proven quantities, but he imagined that more decreases in the workweek, probably fewer hours worked in the day rather than fewer days worked in a week, were on their way. Ninety years later, we’ve made plenty of advances in industry and the implementation of Internet-based business processes alone might be enough to renew this discussion. Is the 40-hour workweek outdated? What would we replace it with?

What We Talk About When We Talk About a 40-Hour Workweek

In February of 2000, under the supervision of Prime Minister Lionel Jospin’s Plural Left party and Minister of Labour Martine Aubry, France passed legislation for a 35-hour workweek. During the sixteen years since the ratification of the 35-hour workweek, it is still unclear whether the nation has seen any benefit. On the one hand, France has remained one of the most productive nations in the EU. On the other hand, France has seen its fair share of economic trouble in recent years. Simultaneously, we are seeing movements in France both to raise the workweek to 40 hours and to lower the workweek further to 32 hours. Unsurprisingly, at least for American audiences, these reform movements fall along party lines, conservatives favoring more hours in the week and liberals favoring fewer.

First and foremost, setting a 40-, 35-, or 32-hour workweek means that any hours above that amount will be paid at a higher rate. Second, I am not certain how benefits work in other countries, but in the United States this would also mean that anyone working at or over this threshold of average weekly hours would have access to company-sponsored health care and all other benefits earmarked for full-time employees. Finally, if we are to remain with the spirit of Henry Ford, employees would need to get somewhere between a 12.5% and a 20% raise across the board in order to make as much money as they would have working 40 hours a week. In other words, if you made $50,000 per year working 40-hour weeks you would still deserve $50,000 per year if you were working 32- or 35-hour weeks.

Outdated Labor Standards

Ford moved for a 40-hour work week based on cold business facts, and I think we should continue accordingly. Statistics point to some serious flaws in our current system of labor. An At Task survey of US employees working for large companies (1000 employees or more) and conducted by Harris Poll found that 45% of the work day is devoted to primary job duties whereas 55% — the majority of the day — is devoted to emails, meetings, administrative tasks, and interruptions. Perhaps more frightening was another survey which suggested that US employees spend, on average, 1.5 to 3 hours doing private, non-work activities while on the clock each and every day. Assuming a five-day work-week, this means that employees are “cyberloafing” for 7.5-15 hours each week, which is 19-38% of their time at the job, and if removed completely it would suggest that we are ready for a drastically shorter workweek of between 25 and 32 hours per week. Several other reports concluded that 70% of traffic on pornographic web sites takes place during traditional working hours, 60% of online purchases are made between 9am and 5pm, only 13% of employees report feeling engaged at work versus 26% who report feeling actively disengaged, and 17.7% of people who waste time at work report that they just don’t have enough to do.

There are a plethora of negatives associated with working more hours as well. Jobs with overtime schedules (more than 40 hours per week) have a 61% higher injury rate than jobs without, and in general the more hours you work the more likely you are to suffer illness, injury, or cognitive impairment. The following problems have been associated with working too much: hypertension, cardiovascular disease, fatigue, stress, depression, muskuloskeletal disorder, chronic infections, diabetes, general health complaints, all-cause mortality, occupational injuries, injuries, dementia, and impairment to cognitive processes, vocabulary, reasoning, grammar, and alertness.

What this data says is that something has to give. Clearly, employees are not working as efficiently as they could be, and that cuts into profit margins. Also, few things can take a business into the red faster than on-the-job injuries. What is not clear is whether or not reduced hours would solve all of these problems. I would like to entertain the possibility that we could solve these inefficiencies by pushing for a 25-hour work week, but there’s always the possibility that wasted time will always be assessed as a certain percentage of your workweek and we’d have the same problems with a shorter one. As for the physical and mental harm that results from working too much, most of the associated studies were focused on people who were already working more than 40 hours per week. If we were comparing between 32- and 40-hour schedules we might have some better ground to stand on, but when your control group is people working 40 hours and your experiment is people working any number of hours more you would have to engage in dangerous extrapolation to draw conclusions regarding people working 25-, 32-, or 35-hour workweeks.

Public or Private

Though it certainly would have fit well with Franklin Roosevelt’s platform, Henry Ford’s decision to push for a 40-hour workweek preceded FDR’s New Deal legislation by about a decade. Since that time, the federal government has codified the 40-hour workweek, but its popularity originated in the private sector. On the flip side, France’s 35-hour workweek originated within its own federal government. As we court the idea of a reduced-hour workweek in the United States, the question remains as to whose jurisdiction this problem pertains to, the private sector or the public.

I think the hope would be that we could find an executive at a big business who could become the mouthpiece for a 32-hour workweek in the US, an individual who could enact an enormous change the way that Ford did nearly a century ago. A few years ago, Ryan Carson of Treehouse Island, Inc. in Portland, Oregon enstated a 32-hour work week for all employees at his tech startup. Carson became an avid supporter of reduced weekly hours to the point that he was the subject of a documentary titled “The Case for the 32-Hour Workweek” by The Atlantic. Unfortunately, two months after the video started making waves Carson abandoned his 32-hour philosophy in order to keep up with his company’s growth. The way this video blew up on social media suggests that there were parties in the US who wanted to turn Ryan Carson into the new Henry Ford, but Carson’s return to the status quo almost certainly reversed the effect of his previous advocacy.

I would love to say that the American people could could push for a 32-hour workweek by writing letters to the appropriate representative or senator, but I am not 100% convinced that government intervention this early in the discussion is the answer. There are many highly productive countries with shorter workweeks than the United States, but so far as I know France is the only one who made this happen through government intervention. On the other hand, in a political climate where we hear more and more about deregulation and the dissolution of unions — that’s what we’re hearing in Michigan, at least — I am troubled by the idea of placing our trust for progress in the hands of CEOs. While the bubble for the minimum wage struggle has clearly begun to pop, I fear that we are going to need a heaping helping of research and a whole lot of activism before we can legitimately talk about a shortened workweek. When Ford made his announcement, he’d been playing with the idea for years. What the people need now is research and development, small businesses taking risks on working less hours, getting results, big businesses noticing these results, taking risks themselves, getting results, and reaching a critical mass that forces an amendment of current labor practices.

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Earlier today, a bored co-worker asked me about my current research. After we cleared up the fact that I was talking about the 40-hour workweek and not Timothy Ferris’ self-help book The 4-Hour Workweek, which I haven’t read and therefore do not yet have an opinion about, we talked about what 40-hour workweek legislation entails. What resulted was a discussion of what businesses can and cannot do. Because of labor legislation, a business is required to pay extra for any hour over 40 hours, but there is no federal law that says you can’t pay extra for over 32 hours, or 25, or 1 for that matter. Obama is not stopping employers from providing benefits to part-time employees either. Businesses in the United States are able to tweak pay rates, hours per day, days per week, benefits, and conditions as much as they want so long as they meet certain standards. If you want a shorter workweek for employees nationwide and you own a business, start with your own employees. If you’re a consumer, do your research and support businesses who are taking the plunge and embracing a shorter workweek. There are always things that we can do. If you know of any other avenues we can explore in reference to updating the workweek, let me know. I would be especially happy to talk about current movements tackling this issue because such protests were surprisingly absent in my research. Let’s talk about work efficiency and labor justice and hopefully our discussion can fuel further posts.

 

* It was Ford’s belief that all businesses in this nation needed to follow suit and give their employees a 40-hour workweek. In the same interview, he said, “The industry of this country could not long exist if factories generally went back to the ten hour day, because the people would not have the time to consume the goods produced.”

In the month since the release of Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens (TFA)*, there have been a lot of Star Wars developments. The theory that Rey is the grandchild of Obi-Wan Kenobi has gained a lot of supporters, but I’ve also heard some really interesting suggestions that Rey is either of Supreme Leader Snoke’s lineage or even the daughter of Boba Fett. The canon has officially opened to include a couple of TV shows, all of Marvel’s Star Wars comics since January of 2015, and a series of novels, among other sources. Probably the best news is that Disney has committed to releasing high resolution de-mastered versions of Episodes IV-VI or, as many of my geek friends might call it, The Holy Grail. What I would like to do with this post is move on from issues of family in TFA to what might be considered a much deeper issue, namely, the interpretation of the force in TFA.

I don’t know how any of you felt while watching TFA, but when I watched the opening scene where Kylo Ren immobilizes Poe Dameron and freezes his blaster bolt in mid-air the only thing that kept me from screaming and clapping with joy was an explicit promise I made to my wife to control myself. It was during this scene that I first realized that this isn’t “your daddy’s force.” In retrospect, I should have had some idea that there would be innovations in TFA regarding human manipulation of the force. After all, I had just watched the other six movies, each of which introduces new elements of the force.

Episode IV: A New Hope

-force attunement — feeling a disturbance in the force
-force choke
-force guidance of objects — grappling hook and presumably proton torpedo
-force perception
-force persuasion
-lightsaber use
-“Jedi death,” ie. disappearing rather than leaving a corpse
-postmortem communication

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

-force communication
-force jump
-force levitation of objects — an X-Wing, for example
-force pull
-force throw
-Jedi ghosts
-future vision
-“truth vision” — Luke’s revelation in the Dagobah tree
-laser blocking
-super long-distance force choke

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

-force intuition – Leia knowing that Luke was her brother (IEWWWW)
-force lightning
-force push
-force strength

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

-force conception — discussed but never shown
-force door opening
-force relaxation — Qui-Gon calming Jar Jar
-force speed
-dual-bladed lightsaber use

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

-force animal husbandry
-force lightning block and reflection
-curved-hilt lightsaber use

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

-control over life and death — discussed but never shown
-force disfigurement — Palpatine gets uglier
-force quake — NOOOOOOO!

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

-force immobilization of both matter and energy
-force interrogation
-force resistance of interrogation
-force reversal of interrogation
-visions of past events
-communication with objects
-hand-guard lightsaber use

What I think is interesting about the discussion of the myriad uses of the force is that when we enter the cinematic universe of Star Wars we have no idea what uses of the force that our characters are familiar with or what potential uses of the force they just don’t know how to do yet. There is no training manual or skill tree like in a Star Wars video game. Call me ridiculous if you’d like, but I would love to see force flight. I would love to see waves of force that can be thrown like blades and are capable of decapitating a foe. I want to be amazed, but I want my characters to have reasonable powers. I don’t want to see someone turn into some omnipotent Phoenix or Galactus or Beyonder. As much as I want power, I think we also need vulnerability.

The previous post featured a discussion of surrogate fathers which referenced Rey’s connection to Han Solo and Kylo Ren’s connection to Darth Vader. The same work discussion that spawned this distinction also spawned an interesting understanding of how each side makes use of the force. My coworker suggested that Han Solo represented compassion and Darth Vader represented power, and that these surrogate parents represented the respective characters’ desires for themselves. Rey was left behind on Jakku and has been waiting for years for her family to return to her, so clearly she is seeking the love of a family, whereas Kylo Ren has some unrevealed motive to overcome some unrevealed hurdle, and for that he needs power. If we understand compassion and power as a means of confronting the force, we may have some insight into the light side and the dark side. The Sith manipulate the force to accomplish their own ends, to dominate, to control, and to harm. On the flip side, the Jedi love the force and merely act according to its will. In this sense, it is the force that manipulates the Jedi to accomplish what the universe needs. There is a weakness in this understanding of the force, however. I do think that we have probably nailed down the dark side of the force fairly accurately, but we are far from correct regarding the light side. Yoda is unhappy with Luke when his compassion drives him to leave his training early in order to save his friends, suggesting that compassion is not the way of the Jedi. In fact, the Jedi are trained to be dispassionate and they are often seen utilizing the force toward their own purposes just like the Sith. In truth, the dark side tells the force what to do and the light side asks the force for its assistance, and yet it still stands to reason that there are those who simply listen to the force and do its will. If these individuals do not properly belong to the Sith or the Jedi, then where do they belong? Here’s where we are forced to confront the balanced force and what some are calling the gray Jedi.

 

There is certainly some precedent for the idea of gray Jedi in the expanded Star Wars universe. Hardcore fans like to reference a character named Jolee Bindo who was considered a gray Jedi, and Wookiee Jedi Master Tyvokka was quoted in a non-canonical Dark Horse comic saying, “Some believe [Qui-Gon Jinn] is a gray Jedi.”

The latter certainly has canonical support as well. The prophecy of the Chosen One who would bring balance to the force is an important concept that lingers over the entire Star Wars film series. When it is introduced in Phantom Menace, Mace Windu appears to dismiss it as some rumor he learned of on some Jedi holocron, but Qui-Gon Jinn seems completely devoted to the concept of a balanced force. Jinn’s protégé Obi-Wan Kenobi would later (in Revenge of the Sith) lament two things when he is betrayed by Anakin Skywalker, that Anakin was his brother and that he was supposed to be the Chosen One. If there is evidence of the grays in Star Wars, it is certainly through this very prophecy, and the line of Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, and potentially Kylo Ren lend it support in their rebellious natures.

What the balanced force would look like is another question. Some have suggested that it would involve individuals who are able to use both dark side and light side methodologies of force wielding, which sounds quite a bit like Kylo Ren’s struggle against light side leanings, but I think that the ultimate form of the balanced force would be surrender, as Rey does when she slips into Avatar-mode and becomes more powerful than the audience could possibly imagine. I would actually argue that the trilogy of trilogies has been building toward the gray/balanced force. Episodes IV-VI focus on the re-awakening of the light side (A New Hope) and its eventual defeat of the dark side (Return of the Jedi), whereas episodes I-III focus on the re-awakening of the dark side (The Phantom Menace) and its eventual defeat of the light side (Revenge of the Sith). Viewed this way, the original trilogy posts the thesis of the light side, the prequel trilogy its antithesis in the dark side, and following this logic, the sequel trilogy would focus on its synthesis with the balanced force or the gray.

This leads me to my final topic concerning the force, which is actually a couple of smaller topics surrounding the Jedi academy that Luke was said to have started at some point following the Battle of Endor.

First of all, I’d like to share my buddy Billy’s theory that Luke Skywalker taught his students how to use the force without the bias of either light side or dark side, but also without ever training them in the use of lightsabers. This explains why Kylo Ren has a lightsaber that appears so flawed in its composition, at least when compared to Anakin/Luke’s blue lightsaber. I, of course, love this idea because I have been a fan of the balanced force for some time and this fits into my Star Wars worldview. That said, I don’t know if there is much evidence to support this theory.

Second, there is a question that the new Star Wars movies are going to have to answer regarding who can actually use the force. How did Luke select his trainees without the support of a Jedi order? Perhaps more importantly, which of our main characters are trainable in the ways of the force. It seems pretty obvious that Rey is going to become a full-blown Jedi, and perhaps the most powerful Jedi of all time, but what of the others? Finn is surprisingly agile with a lightsaber. He’s been compared often to Han Solo, but he’s certainly doing quite a bit more than simply slicing open a dead animal with this thing. I have argued that the fact that he has been weapons-trained as a Storm Trooper since basically birth gives him good odds at handling a lightsaber, but I really don’t want there to be limits. I would be perfectly happy with Rey, Finn and Poe joining Luke Skywalker’s new, post-Ren school. As you probably remember from my previous post, I would also like to see Leia as a Jedi Knight, but now that the existence of Chewbacca’s son is canon (as of the Marvel Chewbacca mini-series) I wouldn’t mind seeing Lobacca (or whatever his name is) get some Jedi training as well.

Finally, there is an important question of whether training under an existing Jedi is the only way that one can become a competent Jedi. In the case of Rey, it seems as if her ability to surrender to the force might be more powerful than many, if not most, forms of training. Don’t get me wrong. I want to see Rey get trained by Luke Skywalker. When it comes to movies, there are few things I want to see more than this training. I think the reason I bring up this distinction is because I doubt Luke Skywalker knows the whole truth about the proper training of one who is force adept. Besides, if the theories that Luke is going to become the new Darth Vader are true, then Rey is going to need some tricks up her sleeves that even he is unfamiliar with.

At this point, most of my friends have seen TFA somewhere between two and five times, which makes me wonder exactly why anyone would want to read my posts about the film considering the fact that I have still only seen the film once. Maybe a second in-theater showing is still in my future. Hopefully. Either way, I was thinking about following up this post by starting a more in-depth discussion of World War II references in TFA than I have to date seen online. I know of some people who felt taken out of the film because of the Storm Troopers doing a “heil” motion, but I thought the historical parallels between post-WWI Germany and the post-Endor “Empire” are absolutely perfect. I will, of course, save the rest of my commentary for the next post. Until then, let me know if any of these topics inspire you into some kind of comparison, revelation, epiphany, or whatever else you feel when you talk about Star Wars. Also, and I’m serious, lets just talk about anything pertaining to Star Wars, especially if it involves your own home-brewed theories. If anyone’s interested I have a theory about Yoda that is somewhere between completely unsupported and contradicted by canonical evidence. You tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine.

 

* I would have written this follow-up a couple of weeks earlier, but I got hung up on Kirk Cameron and Company’s assertion that George Lucas created Star Wars with an agenda to indoctrinate and convert people to Buddhism. What was originally meant to be a preface to this very post turned into a several paragraph rant against this suggestion based on my own religious training. I decided not to post it because the last thing I really want right now is to get smacked around by Kirk Cameron’s lackeys. If enough people want to read this post, I may put it up in the future, but I expect that it will remain in my draft folder for an indefinite amount of time.

This week’s new comics: Dark Horse Comics released Lone Wolf 2100: Chase the Setting Sun #1, a re-imagining of Dark Horse’s own 2002 series Lone Wolf 2100 which itself was a re-imagining of Kazuo Koike and Goseki Kajima’s manga Lone Wolf and Cub; DC Comics welcomed Swamp Thing co-creator Len Wein back to work with his baby in Swamp Thing #1; IDW Comics relaunched “classic Angry Birds” with Angry Birds Comics #1; Image Comics released the first issues of the second arc to Joe Kelly’s 2008 series Four Eyes titled Four Eyes – Hearts of Fire #1; Marvel Comics’ first all-female Avengers team has spilled over from Battleworld to normal continuity in A-Force #1, Obi-Wan and Anakin #1 delivers a canonical story that takes place during the Star Wars prequel trilogy, we get yet another Deadpool-related title with Spider-man/Deadpool #1, and Magneto gathers together some of the more villainous mutants together to form a team in Uncanny X-Men #1.

NOTE: Injustice: Golds Among Us: Year Five #1 was released this week in print form, but it was originally released on December 21, 2015 in digital form so I didn’t include it with the January 6 comics.

UNSPOILED

1. Angel & Faith Season 10 #22 (Dark Horse Comics), Unspoiled Edition

Angel & Faith has certainly been building toward something special, and starting at issue 22 it seems like we’re starting to get some heavy payoffs from our investment. What is particularly interesting about this new urgency is that there are still eight issues left until the conclusion of Season 10. Dark Horse started this current season with Angel & Faith, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the main story and biggest payoff of Season 10 happens to be found in the pages of this book. In other words, keep reading this title. The best is yet to come.

2. Doctor Strange #4 (Marvel Comics), Unspoiled Edition

One of the people working at my local comic book shop suggested that each issue of Doctor Strange has been better than the previous and while I appreciate that sentiment I don’t agree with it. Doctor Strange #2 was BY FAR the best issue that has been released so far. I think a more accurate thing to say would be that each issue makes the whole developing story look much more sturdy and exciting. The fourth issue was pretty fantastic, and it is hard not to see awesome things on the horizon now that Strange’s relationship with the myriad magic-wielders of Marvel-616 has been established.

3. Obi-Wan & Anakin #1 (Marvel Comics), Unspoiled Edition

While seeing Anakin Skywalker with his Padowan rat tail (or at all) might be off-putting to those who would prefer to imagine that the prequel films never happened, the era of Anakin’s training under Obi-Wan Kenobi is a relatively untapped and potentially fruitful mine of Star Wars awesomeness. As witnessed by the last issue of theChewbacca mini-series, these canonical comic books have the potential to contain serious reveals about our favorite characters, but if the potential for big plot developments is enough the fantastic art of Marco Checchetto should be enough to keep your attention.

SPOILED

1. Angel & Faith Season 10 #22 (Dark Horse Comics), Spoiled Edition

When Nadira first got kidnapped by Archaeus, I started narrowing my focus in on Angel & Faith Season 10. In my humble and limited opinion — I haven’t yet become an expert of Dark Horse’s offerings — this is probably the best book the publisher has put out since they lost the rights to Star Wars. In fact, Nadira, a magically affected individual who has a strange, passive relationship with the powers at play in Magic Town, is becoming a character of central importance. She claims that she does not command the magic in Magic Town, that she is more of a mouthpiece, but there are some serious questions surrounding the exact meaning of her relationship with this fount of energy.

Could she control or influence the magic under duress or with training? Is it possible that the magic has been using her as a tool for some intentions that she does not yet understand? More frightening: Might the magic choose a different host like Archaeus in order to assert its own will?

The question of Archaeus brings us to what is probably the most important issue of Angel & Faith this season, the issue of Angel’s vampire family.

Archaeus is the demonic progenitor of the line of vampires of which Angel is a part, and as a result he has the ability to influence and control Angel and Drusilla, as witnessed in Angel & Faith, and Spike, as witnessed in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I think what we are supposed to fear at the end of this season is that Archaeus might be able to siphon the mystical energies of Magic Town (perhaps with the help of the mysterious statue that was introduced at the end of this issue) and overcome Angel and Spike’s defenses, thus adding Angelus and Spike the Slayer Slayer to his army.

What I am a little bit haunted by is the memory that Angel’s sire and former lover Darla hasn’t been referenced in any significant way. I know that she was staked on the Buffy TV show, only to be resurrected and killed again on Angel, but the book of magic has been rewritten, literally, which means that all bets are off. I guess the big question is whether there are still some fruits to come from a continued relationship/rivalry between Angel and Darla. My knee-jerk reaction is that there is still a lot of fun to be had with those two vampires, but then again, I was always a fan of Darla, so I’m a little biased.

In reference to the bigger picture of this season, with Buffy and crew falling in with some of the bigger powers of our dimensions — the counsel, the military, the two main vampire representative groups — in order to battle some of the bigger powers from other dimensions — Godzilla-style mega-monsters trampling major cities, it remains unclear where Angel and Archaeus’ war games will fit in. My gut says that Archaeus is the prime mover in this story, that he will acquire the power of Magic Town and potentially of the book of magic in order to get all vampires worldwide under his power, but my mind says that Joss Whedon is much smarter than my gut and he’s going to impress me more than my own theories ever will.

2. Doctor Strange #4 (Marvel Comics), Spoiled Edition

I may have downplayed their inclusion in the short description I wrote above, but I could not be more excited that Doctor Strange has already met with characters like Scarlet Witch, Magick, and Shaman by Doctor Strange #4.

What this suggests to me is that these characters are likely to pop up here and there as the story progresses and that they will be highly developed and integral to the story once we begin to march toward Jason Aaron’s endgame. I really loved seeing Chris Bachalo’s depiction of Illyana Rasputin when he was doing the art for Bendis’Uncanny X-Men, and I’m already a fan of his work on Wanda Maximov. When it comes to character development, I’m happy to see Shaman again. Back in my day, I was really into Alpha Flight, and I would love to see this old guy get a bigger piece of the action. I’ve mentioned before that I love how Jason Aaron writes Illyana Rasputin, and while there has been talk about Strange and Magick training together I wouldn’t mind seeing them in action a little more often than I have in the past. Of course, at the end of the day, I think I might be the most excited about Aaron potentially fleshing out some of the lesser known sorcerers in the crowd and making them his own.

While the main story continues to be the elimination of the various Sorcerers Supreme from across the multiverse, what I am really excited about is the fact that Doctor Strange #4 is mainly dedicated to explaining Strange’s taste for disgusting food. During the flashback at the beginning of this issue, Aaron establishes a theme of, “Every punch comes with a cost.” The literal understanding of this maxim is made plain when Stephen Strange punches his master with one of his maimed hands only to be met with intense pain.

The analogical understanding is that you cannot use magic without also paying a cost. This cost is a kind of purging. It sometimes involves vomiting profusely, but it has been suggested that one can purge oneself without vomiting actual stomach contents. What I really liked is how the idea that magic has its cost is now tied to the arcane pasta in Strange’s refrigerator. Since the Sorcerer Supreme has lost so much of his original self to the magic that he has cast to protect the universe (and then some), he is now only able to eat terrifying Cthulhean jelly that apparently tastes like lepers.

Comedy aside, I think my response to every punch coming with a cost would be not to punch, but that option is removed near the end of the issue. We are told that a world without Stephen Strange would be just fine, but a world without magic wouldn’t be worth living in. If Strange is the one who must keep magic alive in our universe, then he needs to keep punching, regardless of the cost.

Now that we’ve spoken about a wizard-world support group and the cost of magic, I think it is about time we talked about Doctor Doom, because if there is going to be an arcane battle against anti-magic Doctor Strange is almost certainly going to need Doom’s support and there is almost certainly going to be a cost. I hope Brian Michael Bendis is willing to share Victor Von Doom with Jason Aaron for this purpose. If not, I trust these creators to do what’s right, but I find it hard to believe that there will be a battle for the fate of magic that doesn’t involve Doom. If there were, he’d be whining about it in third person for years to come. “Boo hoo. Nobody invited Doom to the apocalypse get-down.”

3. Obi-Wan & Anakin #1 (Marvel Comics), Spoiled Edition

By the end of Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, the assumption is that there is only one Jedi left in the universe and zero Sith. Sure, Leia is naturally strong in the force, but she hasn’t (yet?) gotten any training in the ways of the force. If the original trilogy is your main entry point for Star Wars, then Obi-Wan Kenobi’s comment that there are only 10,000 Jedi in the universe during the time of the Obi-Wan & Anakin mini-series (between Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones) feels pretty ridiculous. Charles Soule certainly plays on the highly political tone of Episodes I-III, but he does so on a distant non-Republic planet. In other words, we are not hit by a brick wall of political intrigue, confusing and confounding us the way Phantom Menace and its droogs unfortunately did. Instead, there is a pretty simple description of the Senate and the Jedi and their place in the universe. The Jedi Order are at the disposal of the Senate, and the Senate protects planets that have resources they need while completely abandoning others.

I have been pushing the idea that the Jedi Order of I-III is already corrupt and only a couple inches from the dark side at all times, and this is something that would have been the case even without Palpatine’s machinations. When Obi-Wan explains this structure to Anakin, he does so very matter-of-factly, clearly attempting to mask his dissatisfaction with the shape of things. I would be really happy if this comic gave us more canonical support for Qui-Gon Jinn’s middle-path between the corrupt natures of both the Jedi and the Sith, but I will certainly settle for a balanced portrait of Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The other interesting development is that Anakin and Obi-Wan’s quest to this abandoned planet appears to be a shell for a more important story in which Anakin Skywalker contemplates leaving the Jedi Order. I think what we’re supposed to want — despite the fact that it would make everything thereafter no longer work continuity-wise — is for Anakin to leave the Jedi Order, because if he is never trained to use his powers he can never become the weapon of Palpatine. I used to be of this school, but I have recently abandoned this line of thinking. If we are to believe that Pelagius is able to manipulate life and death (as described in Revenge of the Sith) and that Anakin was conceived by the force (as described in Phantom Menace) resulting in the conclusion that Anakin was created by Pelagius, then one way or another Anakin was going to become a tool for the Sith. What is truly amazing is that in his last moments (Return of the Jedi), Anakin overcame the evil purpose he was created for. Now, that’s good story-telling. As for Anakin wanting to leave the Order, what concerns me in this mini-series is why he wants to and why he decides against it.

I’m hoping Soule decides to keep playing up Anakin’s slave background, because this is one of the most under-addressed ethical issues (alongside the consequences of the destruction of Alderaan) in all of Star Wars.

Phantom Menace made slavery on Tattooine seem fun and goofy and I’d like someone to have the courage to posit the truth about slavery and forced labor. Hopefully, Charles Soule is my guy.

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In preparation for Captain America: Civil War, I decided to go back and read the 2006-07 Marvel’s Civil War mini-series and surrounding issues. Obviously, I am going to recommend that you all do so as well, because that means I will have more people to talk to. Captain America: Civil War is inevitably going to diverge quite a bit from the original Civil War of a decade ago, and I am certainly not into the idea of movie-goers booing a film because it does not stick to a strict pre-existing story, but I am happy to use the film as an excuse to do some catch up.

I only got around to reading one Civil War comic this week and it was The New Avengers Illuminati special issue by Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev featuring “The Road to Civil War” banner.

I have to say that this was probably one of the heaviest comics I have ever read. There is a lot to discuss about this issue, but the most important aspects for the current conversation come down to Tony Stark’s monologue near the end of the issue. He basically explains that he is a futurist and then describes a story of how in the near future a young Avenger will get into some sort of trouble, the media is going to jump on it, the people are going to get scared, and they are going to pass the Superhero Registration Act. Once this Act is passed, friends and families are going to be divided by a Civil War and people are going to die. Stark describes it as if it is inevitable and believes that his fellow Illuminati ought to volunteer to register and get in good with SHIELD before the hammer comes down.

I thought maybe Bendis would ease into this story, but already we basically know what happens. Unfortunately, most of us already know the biggest casualty of the war to come, but the original audience had no idea what was coming. For all they knew, this was just another crossover.

I can’t help but to see Stark’s desire to bring the entire superhero community together as a parallel to what was going on during that time at Marvel Comics from a production standpoint. When I started reading comics again in 2011, the post-Civil War world that I had entered into seemed much more organized than the various comics I had read from the 1960s through the 1990s. What I had inferred about Civil War was that Marvel had used it to bring together scattered franchises like Avengers, Fantastic Four, Spider-man, Daredevil, and company, in a way that mirrored the successful dynamic of Professor X and Magneto in the 1960s. With Captain America (the idealist) at odds with Iron Man (the pragmatist), the world of non-mutant superheroes would now have a shape, and every character would have a reason for existence that connected to some central idea. It has always worked for the X-Men, making them the most compelling superhero team in comic book history, and now Marvel would make it work for all of their other titles as well. Genius!

Of course, my hypothesis can only stand on two legs if it survives the actual battle, and I’m really excited to put it to the test by reading Civil War. As with every post, if you see something you want to talk about, let’s talk about it. If you want to talk about something that isn’t referenced in this post, let’s talk about it just the same.

Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl
‘Cause it hurts like hell

-David Bowie

Do you remember the words to the songs your parents would sing to you to put you to sleep, the various lullabies of your early youth? The Tiemeyer boys sure do. Well, at least one of them… It went something like this:

There’s a Starman waiting in the sky
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d blow our minds
There’s a Starman waiting in the sky
He’s told us not to blow it
‘Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I’ve brought this up with a decent amount of my friends, but my brother and I legitimately thought David Bowie’s “Starman” was a bedtime lullaby. We knew the song by heart before we’d ever heard the actual song, simply because that was what dad sang to us as we were rocked in his arms. I spent the first half of my life rebelling against my dad’s favorite bands — David Bowie and The Rolling Stones most of all  — but now David Bowie is dead and I’m left with regret that I didn’t begin paying my respect sooner.

At first, I thought the posts about Bowie’s passing might be just another one of those celebrity death hoaxes like what happened with Jeff Goldblum, Mark McGrath, and Cher, but the story checked out this time. Once I found out that this was the real deal — that David Bowie was really gone — I honestly didn’t know what to do or say, so I broke it down into a to-do list in my mind: call dad at some point today, remove “[ ] See David Bowie live” from the bucket list, figure out something to say about his death… My wife later told me that she cried on the bus to school when she found out. Some girl tried to talk to her and she nearly shouted, “Your generation doesn’t even know what you just lost.” When she asked how I was doing, I told her it felt like a death in the family. In one way or another, David Bowie has always been with me, so I opened up a blank WordPress window and started writing anecdotes about the years I’ve spent with Bowie.

* * *

When my brother and I were young, we would spend the afternoons at our aunt’s house while both of our parents worked. There were a lot of perks about Aunt Sue’s house. She had a swimming pool, a clipboard and lots of blank paper to draw or write on, and she had all of the premium channels that we didn’t subscribe to at home. One afternoon I flipped over to HBO where some strange puppet/song-and-dance film was playing and I couldn’t take my eyes away. The strange part was that I felt as if I’d watched this film before, with the puzzles and the strange characters. When I saw the little baby crawling on the ceiling, I knew this film was the source of some recurring childhood nightmares.

That evening I boldly confronted my parents. “I saw this movie starring David Bowie and a bunch of Muppets at Aunt Sue’s today. It was called Labyrinth and I swear I’ve seen it before. I remember the baby on the ceiling from my dreams.”

My dad explained that he’d taken me to see Labyrinth when I was three years old, just four months after my younger brother Micah was born. We had gone to this strange theater on 29th street called the Quad 6 because my dad wasn’t going to miss David Bowie’s new movie and when you have both a baby and a little guy in your life you don’t get to sneak out without taking at least one of them with you. It wasn’t my first movie in theaters. I’d seen The Care Bears Movie and Sesame Street Presents Follow that Bird the year before. Labyrinth had certainly stuck with me in a jarring way, but because my dad took me to see the film at such an early age I was better prepared than anyone else when hipsters brought the magnifying glass to David Bowie’s funk opera in the early 2000s.

When I was a child, Labyrinth was the stuff of nightmares, but as a teenager I’d come to terms with the film enough that I could pop it on every day after school if I wanted and even go to sleep with it running in the background.

* * *

For a year I lived with my brother Micah and a guy named Travis on the Northern border of the University of North Texas campus no more than a block away from the DFW’s emerging party Mecca on Fry Street in Denton, Texas. Travis was a musician, photographer, and band promoter, and it was not uncommon for me to come home from work at Chicken Express and find our top-floor apartment filled with people and beer. I was in my mid-twenties with two degrees and I was finally having a traditional college experience.

The centerpiece of our apartment was a formidable wooden plank placed over our entryway at waist-level that we used as a beer pong table. Above it, on the wall, was a poster of David Bowie from the cover of Aladdin Sane. When we played beer pong we made use of what we called the Bowie Rule. If you bounced the ball off of Bowie’s face and it made it into your opponent’s cup, you would automatically win and the loser would have to drink all remaining cups of beer.

I knew most of my Texas friends were acquainted with our setup, but I had no idea how far the legend of Bowie Rules beer pong had gone until I was hanging out on Fry Street and overheard a group of complete strangers talking about how someone nearby had a beer pong table with a picture of David Bowie overlooking it. The stranger proceeded to explain how one could use Bowie for the sake of crushing ones beer pong adversaries as if it were some local legend and not some silly thing my brother and I had come up with a couple months earlier. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in North Texas who either can’t remember or never learned my name, Micah’s name, or Travis’s name, saw the news about David Bowie’s death and immediately thought of Bowie Rules beer pong.

* * *

The year before I met my wife, I swear there wasn’t a day that went by where I didn’t listen to David Bowie’s album Hunky Dory. The album spoke of artists and poets as space aliens and mutants and expressed dissatisfaction at the ape-like behaviors of your ordinary, every day humans. One of my favorite moments took place about an hour outside of Roswell, New Mexico when the car I borrowed from my brother cast a long shadow on the desert sand and my buddy Stephan and I decided to play this album for our friends Adam and Tom for the first time.

When I met Amy, I welcomed a woman into my life who had more David Bowie records than I did. Preparing for our wedding, we had serious problems deciding whether Amy would use Bowie’s song “Kooks” for the father/daughter dance or if I would use it for the mother/son dance. Amy ended up winning, and watching her dance with her step dad Cliff was one of my favorite moments of our wedding. My own dad turned to me and gave me an exhilarated thumbs up when he heard the tune.

Despite the fact that our puppy has torn up nearly all of Amy’s undergarments, socks, and shoes in the eight months he’s been a part of our lives, I don’t think Amy was ever quite as sad as when Tiberius tore up her special edition vinyl copy of David Bowie narrating Peter and the Wolf. Of course, there is a kind of justice in the universe, because this past Christmas my dad went downstairs abruptly and came back with his original copy of the record. This is a record I’d heard my old man talk about nearly as often as he’d talked about how “uncanny” the resemblance was between Johnny Van Zant and deceased Lynyrd Skynyrd lead singer Ronnie Van Zant’s voices or how Mick Jagger was actually a shrewd businessman, and he’d decided he wanted Amy and I to have it.

* * *

Whenever a celebrity dies and people take to the web to express their sadness, there is inevitably going to be someone out there who shames fans because they’re not mourning a more appropriate tragedy like victims of some crisis overseas or a shooting on American soil. Forgive me for my language, but that is a crock of horse shit. Some of us can point to a song, a movie, or a book, and say, “That’s what got me through high school,” or “That’s the reason I didn’t kill myself in 1996.” Somebody had to go to a dark place him/herself in order to make that art and save your sorry ass from yourself. As for me, I can say that David Bowie is a part of some of my most fruitful relationships. My dad introduced Bowie to me before I was even capable of making memories and I heard him sing songs from Bowie’s vast library every day when he took his afternoon shower. My brother Micah was the one who kickstarted my own David Bowie odyssey and he even had a blog for a while called “Letters to Bowie” that, at the time, was my favorite thing on the Internet. I think my wife and I might have still gotten together in a world without Bowie, but we’d be missing some key memories.

David Bowie neither burned out nor faded away. He burned hotter and longer than anyone else I can think of and, like a bright, distant star, we’ll be feeling his influence for years to come. He died last night, on Sunday, January 10, 2016, two days after his 69th birthday and the release of his twenty-fifth studio album Blackstar and after an 18-month struggle with cancer.

I didn’t end up crying until I read Simon Pegg’s tweet about David Bowie’s death. You may want to grab a tissue before you scroll down any further. The following is a Tweet by Dean Podesta that was retweeted by, made popular by, and mis-credited to Simon Pegg.

https://twitter.com/JeSuisDean/status/686090202226528257

Tom Mitsos is a good friend of mine. You may know him as the guy who went to the 2014 Winter Classic with me. I have known Tom since around 2002-03, when a band that I was in at the time called Craig played a benefit concert to help Tom pay for medical bills accrued due to his battle with cancer. On December 31, 2015, Facebook alerted me that I had been friends with Tom (on Facebook) for 46 years.

To put this in perspective, I thought I would include some information about the two of us. I turned 33 nearly a week before Facebook made this claim, Tom is currently 29, and Facebook itself will be 12 years old this coming February. There is no way that Tom and I have been friends for 46 years. Nor is there reason for Facebook to believe that we have been friends for that long. I’ve certainly been called an old soul at times, but this is ridiculous. And we weren’t even the only ones. After posting about this apparent error on Facebook’s part, four or five friends immediately responded that they’d experienced the same thing, begging the question: What’s so important about the date December 31, 1969?

UNIX Epoch

The short answer is that the UNIX (UNIplexed Information and Computing Service) operating system, which is the basis of many web servers, operates under the assumption that the beginning of time happened on January 1, 1970 at midnight Greenwich Mean Time. Because the Western Hemisphere didn’t get to 1970 quite as quickly as the time lords in the Greenwich district of London, England, a time zone-adjusted calculation of this zero hour would give us some specific hour on December 31, 1969, varying according to where exactly you live. Moving forward, events in UNIX time — also known as POSIX (Portable Operating System Interface) time or Epoch time — were measured in seconds after the epoch date 46 years ago.

Keeping this in mind, the massive worldwide Facebook notification turns out to be nothing more than a bug in the way that some of Facebook’s servers are calculating time. This glitch can happen on any system that uses UNIX’s epoch as the keystone for measuring time and it usually occurs either when the time returns no value or when its value has been reset for whatever reason. It’s my assumption that if Facebook hadn’t rolled out its On This Day notification platform many of us would have never noticed this server hitch.

Blankman

For years people have been getting phone calls, blank texts, blank picture messages, blank emails, blank Facebook comments, blank voicemails, and seeing information on eBay, Amazon, news web sites, pizza delivery web sites, recorded TV programs, and even home security systems dated December 31, 1969 in the Western Hemisphere or January 1, 1970 in the Eastern Hemisphere. Though many of those afflicted with these phantom communications are now familiar with the UNIX Epoch glitch, there are some other details that have lead some people to suspect that something else is going on surrounding these odd messages. Many of the emails, often called ghost or phantom emails, cannot be deleted and fade in and out of existence. One person reported getting a phantom phone call from an 859 area code where the second to last digit was the letter C (859-???-?C??). Another person reported what appeared to be an encrypted message:

BMy ÓÍ2óè?~d4eA~ݹycÓ?b »ñiÙ?

?ytAOÏ>?v®ASF?h4óA¿vÏ(0 é??EÀ[1]

Perhaps more disturbing is not the content of these messages, but some of the information surrounding them. If we are to trust the scattered online discussion, we would have to conclude that certain individuals are being targeted more often than others by these messages. In fact, many who report these issues have mentioned that they either experienced a recent death of a family member or close friend or are actively involved in subversive political discussions. One person on a cell phone message board suggested that he had tracked down a guy in the Washington DC area who was spying on the American public and somehow these messages were proof. Because of these incidental details, many are suggesting that these messages are evidence of Big Brother watching us or, to use more specific terms, evidence of NSA conducting illegal surveillance of the general populace.

It is incredibly difficult to find information on what might be called conspiracy theories surrounding the UNIX Epoch, and this fact could either feed into the validity of people’s claims or prove that the suppositions have already been invalidated according to the UNIX error. If there is such thing as a central hub for these phantom messages, it would probably have to be a pair of Facebook pages called December 31, 1969 and January 1, 1970. On these pages, concerned web surfers post pictures of strange comments on Facebook by an anonymous user that some have begun calling Blankman and discuss issues of NSA overreach and persecution. The individual who started the page has put up many posts in the last year or so about how his access to this page which he created had been blocked and various other complications had taken place. The people on this page do not take this lightly. They are convinced that there are federal employees whose entire job is spying on the American population, and they’re doing what they can to out these people for what they are doing.

Cyber Burial

All of the claims about the origin of these phantom messages appear to be unsubstantiated, but it does make a person wonder. I did run across a post on the Justice Gagged blog titled “My Dec. 31, 1969 Google+ Posts” where writer/activist Mary “Loves Justice” Neal collects all of her posts that were re-dated to December 31, 1969 in order to keep them from public viewing. I think the logic behind this accusation is that posts enter public feeds according to the date and time they were posted, so if some posts are mis-dated to before blogging was even a thing they could just collect unread in a mass grave of posts with the same date and time. In other words, the UNIX Epoch error could essentially be weaponized in order to bury information perceived to be dangerous to the interests of our federal government for whatever reason.

Mary Neal fit into both of the above categories of the people who appear to be harassed the most by phantom posts. According to Neal’s profile, her brother Larry Neal was “a handicapped American who was secretly arrested and returned to his family as a naked corpse after 18 days with records and accountability denied.” After this event, Mary Neal dedicated herself to outing the people who did this to her brother, advocating for mentally handicapped individuals in the prison system, and responding to retaliation, both on the Internet and in person, for her claims. The difference between Neal and the people we were talking about earlier is that instead of encountering ghost posts on social networking sites, her posts are being ghosted at an alarming rate. I’m not going to lie. I felt a little bit of a shiver when I read the following question on her blog post:

Does this symbolize NSA’s attempt to hide my existence in order to cover up the government’s secret arrest and murder of Larry Neal and prevent advocacy for 1.25 million mentally ill inmates in the U.S.A.?

I can’t verify the truth of Neal’s assertions, but I can verify that her posts express some real hurt. Whether the conspiracy that she speaks of is legitimate or not, something heinous certainly happened to her brother Larry and I can understand her desire for answers and for justice.

The USA PATRIOT Act of 2001

If history had unfolded in a different way, I think that the accusations of Blankmen with their empty messages and cyber burial could be immediately dismissed as groundless. However, because the USA PATRIOT (Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism) Act of 2001 breezed through Congress to an eager President’s desk in the aftermath of the September 11 terrorist attacks, there has never been more reason to suspect that government agencies are involved in monitoring and disappearing American citizens.

To start, Title II gives the FBI what appears to be a blanket authority over the surveillance of American citizens. With the use of National Security Letters (NSLs), the FBI was given the power to search telephone, email , and financial records without a court order. For those of you who like to follow the party line and blame this massive overreach under George W. Bush’s leadership, keep in mind that when Edward Snowden leaked classified information regarding a massive NSA data harvesting campaign fingers pointed to the Obama administration as well. The only difference between the Blankman accusations and the verifiable reality is that the FBI/NSA probably would not leave these blank after-images to mark their overreach. If our data was being gathered or disrupted, we would probably never know.

As for disappearing and potentially killing American citizens, there is reason to believe that the USA PATRIOT Act of 2001 has a provision for that as well. Under section 412, the act justifies indefinite detention without trial for resident aliens suspected connections to terrorist organizations or activities. As is the case with an unfortunately large amount of US policy concerning immigration and/or terrorism, racial profiling becomes a concern. For years, I have heard of people reporting that persons of color had been detained, sometimes intentionally, sometimes accidentally, without ever being charged a crime and without being able to contact friends and family members, let alone a lawyer.

Perhaps the most famous example is that of Jose Padilla, a US citizen from Brooklyn, New York. Padilla was held for three and a half years as an enemy combatant and subjected to enhanced interrogation techniques with no explicit criminal charges raised against him. Eventually, his case was brought before a series of courts where it was deemed that the President lacks the constitutional authority to detain Americans on American soil outside of a zone of combat. The Bush administration was eventually ordered to release Jose Padilla or charge him. Either way, his period indefinite detention had to come to an end.

I doubt it would surprise Mary Neal if her brother experienced a similar illegal detention and interrogation, if his mental handicap was perceived as willful lack of cooperation, resulting in harder interrogation that was simply more than he could survive. I am not saying that this is what happened. What I am saying is that the United States has not had a great track record for respecting civil liberties in the fifteen years since the USA Patriot Act was signed into law and this gives the people reason to believe that such abuses are much more commonplace than they might have believed during other periods.

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In writing this post I promised myself that I would follow what I then referred to as “the conspiracy theories” as far as I could, and I think I have done so. Regarding Facebook’s assertion that I have been friends with Tom Mitsos for 46 years, I think this was little more than a widespread server error. There are some who suggest that Facebook’s severs aren’t UNIX based and others who believe any such error should be viewed as a serious security risk, but in my opinion I think the incident that brought about my inquiry was probably fairly benign. As for the accusations against the government, I think most of them fall under the category of a stopped clock being right twice a day. The strange artifacts of the UNIX Epoch only accidentally point to a government conspiracy, and it is only coincidental that we now have verifiable proof that the FBI and NSA are committing espionage against the people of the United States. I’d like to be a little more careful with the case of Mary Neal and her deceased brother Larry. Something happened here, and the last two Presidents have given us plenty of reason to believe that Mary Neal’s suspicions are true. Unfortunately for Neal, I doubt she will ever find the truth she is looking for.

Is Big Brother watching me? Probably, but I can’t imagine he’s finding anything interesting. It certainly crossed my mind that NSA surveillance might be the reason I was hit with the Facebook UNIX Epoch error rather than someone else. In the week prior to the incident, I’d published a critical post about wage and labor and a documentary film round-up post referencing the Edward Snowden film Citizenfour and the 9/11 conspiracy film Loose Change, and that wasn’t even the worst of it. I’ve been courting revolutionary ideas about economic reform for over four months and there’s a veritable bread trail out there to prove it. That said, I have to believe that what separates me from those we might call conspiracists is an understanding that I am just not that important to the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, and President Barack Obama himself. I could be a nuisance some day, but only with a lot of effort and no interruptions. At the end of the day, I’m just not a big enough fish for the President and all the President’s people to fry at this time.

To conclude this article I just want to say one more thing to my good friend years, Tom Mitsos:

Hey buddy.

If you’re reading this I want to wish you a happy 2016. We’ve crammed 46 years of friendship into somewhere near a decade of intensive hanging out. Here’s to 46 more years of the same.

Your friend,

Justin Tiemeyer

PS. If I get disappeared you know who did it. Tell Tiberius he can finally fulfill his dream and eat all my underwear, socks, and shoes. Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows.

PPS. You might want to back up this post on your hard drive and maybe with a hard copy as well, just in case it gets disappeared too. I wish I could have sent a droid with a holograph, but alas, we have the technology to monitor every human on the planet but an astromech droid is beyond us.

Just when I thought I had concluded my work on regular wages, I received the following email from a co-worker:

What do you think about the concept of the 40 hour work week?  I watched this show yesterday about how the 40 hour work week is an outdated piece of crap and how it negatively affects both businesses and their employees.  I have noticed some of your blog posts in regards to wages and was wondering what you thought about this.

I was immediately interested — I expect that I might pump out a few posts on the topic of the 40 hour work week before too long — and honored that my name is now synonymous with labor justice in at least one person’s mind. Not only did this topic address issues of underemployment that I’d addressed in my first post on regular wages, but it has added another implement to our toolbox of effecting positive change in personal finance. As Henry Ford himself said, “We have stopped thinking in terms of a minimum wage. That belongs to yesterday, before we quite knew what paying high wages meant.” In addition to increasing the minimum wage and expanding the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC), we can now talk about decreasing hours without subsequent decreases in weekly pay. I wonder what that would look like!

Back when I was doing research for my minimum wage post I ran across a speech by Franklin Delano Roosevelt that I thought was worth quoting as a whole. Something similar happened while researching the 40 hour work week when I stumbled across an interview that Samuel Crowther conducted with Henry Ford for World’s Work in 1926 titled “Why I Favor Five Days’ Work With Six Days’ Pay.” As with the FDR speech, I have decided to embolden sentences with information I found enlightening for the discussion to come.

JUST twelve years ago, Henry Ford made an announcement which, for the moment, turned industry upside down and brought workmen by the tens of thousands storming for jobs. His announcement was that thereafter the minimum wage in his industries would be five dollars for a day of eight hours. At that time a good wage was two dollars and a half for a day of ten hours. Now he makes another announcement far more important than the one which then went round the world.

“We have,” he said, “decided upon and at once put into effect through all the branches of our industries the five day week. Hereafter there will be no more work with us on Saturdays and Sundays. These will be free days, but the men, according to merit, will receive the same pay equivalent as for a full six day week. A day will continue to be eight hours, with no overtime.

“For the present this will not apply to the railroad, and of course it cannot apply to watchmen or the men on certain jobs where the processes must be continuous. Some of these men will have to work Saturdays and Sundays, but they constitute less than one per cent. of our working force, and each of them will have two consecutive days off some time during the week. In short, we have changed our calendar and now count a week as five days or forty hours.

“The actual work week of the factories as distinguished from the work week of the men will also be cut to five days. For of course an eight hour man day is not the same as an eight hour factory day. In order to make the full use of our plants we shall as before work the men in shifts. We found long ago, however, that it does not pay to put men at work, excepting in continuous operations, frommidnight until morning. As a part of low cost production — and only low cost production can pay high wages — one must have a big investment in machinery and power plants. Expensive tools cannot remain idle. They ought to work twenty-four hours a day, but here the human element comes in, for although many men like to work all night and have part of their day free, they do not work so well and hence it is not economical, or at least that is our experience, to go through the full twenty-four hours. But a modern factory has to work more than eight hours a day. It cannot be idle two thirds of the time, else it will be costly.

“This decision to put into effect the short work week is not sudden. We have been going toward it for three or four years. We have been feeling our way. We have during much of this time operated on a five day basis. But we have paid only for five days and not for six. And whenever a department was especially rushed it went back to six days — to forty-eight hours. Now we know from our experience in changing from six to five days and back again that we can get at least as great production in five days as we can in six, and we shall probably get a greater, for the pressure will bring better methods. A full week’s wage for a short week’s work will pay.”

“Does this mean,” I asked, “that your present minimum wage of six dollars a day will become a fraction over seven dollars a day that is, the minimum for five days’ work will still be thirty-six dollars, just as it was for six days?”

“We are now working out the wage schedules,” answered Mr. Ford. ” We have stopped thinking in terms of a minimum wage. That belongs to yesterday, before we quite knew what paying high wages meant. Now so few people get the minimum wage that we do not bother about it at all. We try to pay a man what he is worth and we are not inclined to keep a man who is not worth more than the minimum wage.

“The country is ready for the five day week. It is bound to come through all industry. In adopting it ourselves, we are putting it into effect in about fifty industries, for we are coal miners, iron miners, lumbermen, and so on. The short week is bound to come, because without it the country will not be able to absorb its production and stay prosperous.

“The harder we crowd business for time, the more efficient it becomes. The more well-paid leisure workmen get, the greater become their wants. These wants soon become needs. Well-managed business pays high wages and sells at low prices. Its workmen have the leisure to enjoy life and the wherewithal with which to finance that enjoyment.

“The industry of this country could not long exist if factories generally went back to the ten hour day, because the people would not have the time to consume the goods produced. For instance, a workman would have little use for an automobile if he had to be in the shops from dawn until dusk. And that would react in countless directions, for the automobile, by enabling people to get about quickly and easily, gives them a chance to find out what is going on in the world-which leads them to a larger life that requires more food, more and better goods, more books, more music — more of everything. The benefits of travel are not confined to those who can take an expensive foreign trip. There is more to learn in this country than there is abroad.

“Just as the eight hour day opened our way to prosperity, so the five day week will open our way to a still greater prosperity.

“Of course, there is a humanitarian side to the shorter day and the shorter week, but dwelling on that side is likely to get one into trouble, for then leisure may be put before work instead of after work — where it belongs. Twenty years ago, introducing the eight hour day generally would have made for poverty and not for wealth. Five years ago, introducing the five day week would have had the same result. The hours of labor are regulated by the organization of work and by nothing else. It is the rise of the great corporation with its ability to use power, to use accurately designed machinery, and generally to lessen the wastes in time, material, and human energy that made it possible to bring in the eight hour day. Then, also, there is the saving through accurate workmanship. Unless parts are a made accurately, the benefits of quantity production will be lost-for the parts will not fit together and the economy of making will be lost in the assembling. Further progress along the same lines has made it possible to bring in the five day week. The progression has been a natural one.

“The eight hour day law to-day only confirms what industry had already discovered, If it were otherwise, then the law would make for poverty instead of for wealth. A man cannot be paid a wage in excess of his production. In the old days, before we had management and power, a man had to work through a long day in order to get a bare living. Now the long day would retard both production and consumption. At the present time the fixing by law of a an five day week would be unwise, because industry is not ready for it, but a great part of industry is ready, and within a comparatively short time I believe the practice will be so general in industry that it be made universal,

“It is high time to rid ourselves of the notion that leisure for workmen is either ‘lost time’ or a class privilege.

“Nature fixed the first limits of labor, need the next, man’s inhumanity to man had something to do with it for a long time, but now we may say that economic law will finish the job.

“Old-fashioned employers used to object to the number of holidays in this country. They said that people only abused leisure and would be better off without so much of it.

“Only lately a French professor accounted for the increased consumption of alcohol by pointing to the eight hour day, which he denounced as a device which gives workingmen more time to drink.

“It will be generally granted that if men are to drink their families into poverty and themselves into degeneracy, the less spare time they have to devote to it the better. But this does not hold for the United States. We are ready for leisure. The prohibition law, through the greater part of the country, has made it possible for men and their families really to enjoy leisure. A day off is no longer a day drunk. And also a day off is not something so rare that it has to be celebrated.

“This is not to say that leisure may not be dangerous. Everything that is good is also dangerous — when mishandled. When we put our five dollar minimum wage for an eight hour day into effect some years ago, we had to watch many of our men to see what use they made of their spare time and money. We found a few men taking on extra jobs — some worked the day shift with us and the night shift in another factory. Some of the men drank their extra pay. Others banked the surplus money and went on-living just as they had lived before. But in a few years all adjusted themselves and we withdrew most of our supervision as unnecessary.

“It is not necessary to bring in sentiment at all in this whole question of leisure for workers. Sentiment has no place in industry. In the olden days those who thought that leisure was harmful usually had an interest in the products of industry. The mill-owner seldom saw the benefit of leisure time for his employees, unless he could work up his emotions. Now we can look at leisure as a cold business fact.

“It is not easy so to look at leisure, for age-old custom viewed leisure as ‘lost time’ -time taken out of production. It was a suspension of the proper business of the world. The thought about leisure usually went no further than that here were hard-driven working people who should have a little surcease from their labors. The motive was purely humane. There was nothing practical about it. The leisure was a loss — which a good employer might take from his profits.

“That the Devil finds work for idle hands to do is probably true. But there is a profound difference between leisure and idleness. We must not confound leisure with shiftlessness. Our people are perfectly capable of using to good advantage the time that they have off — after work. That has already been demonstrated to us by our experiments during the last several years. We find that the men come back after a two day holiday so fresh and keen that they are able to put their minds as well as their hands into their work.

“Perhaps they do not use their spare time to the best advantage. That is not for us to say, provided their work is better than it was when they did not have spare time. We are not of those who claim to be able to tell people how to use their time out of the shops. We have faith that the average man will find his own best way — even though that way may not exactly fit with the programs of the social reformers. We do know that many of the men have been building houses for themselves, and to meet their demand for good and cheap lumber we have established a lumber yard where they can buy wood from our own forests. The men help each other out in this building and thus are meeting for themselves one of the problems in the high cost of living.

“We think that, given the chance, people will become more and more expert in the effective use of leisure. And we are giving the chance.

“But it is the influence of leisure on consumption which makes the short day and, the short week so necessary. The people who consume the bulk of goods are the people who make them. That is a fact we must never forget — that is the secret of our prosperity.

“The economic value of leisure has not found its way into the thought of industrial leaders to any great extent. While the old idea of ‘lost time’ has departed, and it is no longer believed that the reduction of the labor day from twelve hours to eight hours has decreased production, still the positive industrial value — the dollars and cents value — of leisure, is not understood.

“The hours of the labor day were increased in Germany under the delusion that thus the production might be increased. It is quite possibly being decreased. With the decrease of the length of the working day in the United States an increase of production has come, because better methods of disposing of men’s time have been accompanied by better methods of disposing of their energy. And thus one good thing has brought on another.

“These angles are quite familiar. There is another angle, however, which we must largely reckon with — the positive industrial value of leisure, because it increases consumption.

“Where people work longest and with least leisure, they buy the fewest goods. No towns were so poor as those of England where the people, from children up, worked fifteen and sixteen hours a day. They were poor because these overworked people soon wore out — they became less and less valuable as workers. Therefore, they earned less and less and could buy less and less.

“Business is the exchange of goods. Goods are bought only as they meet needs. Needs are filled only as they are felt. They make themselves felt largely in leisure hours. The man who worked fifteen and sixteen hours a day desired only a comer to be in and a hunk of food. He had no time to cultivate new needs. No industry could ever be built up by filling his needs, because he had none but the most primitive.

“Think how restricted business is in those lands where both men and women still work all day long! They have no time to let the needs of their lives be felt. They have no leisure to buy. They do not expand.

“When, in American industry, women were released from the necessity of factory work and became the buyers for the family, business began to expand. The American wife, as household purchasing agent, has both leisure and money, and the first has been just as important as the second in the development of American business.

“The five day week simply carries this thought farther.

“The people with a five day week will consume more goods than the people with a six day week. People who have more leisure must have more clothes. They must have a greater variety of food. They must have more transportation facilities. They naturally must have more service of various kinds.

“This increased consumption will require greater production than we now have. Instead of business being slowed up because the people are ‘off work,’ it will be speeded up, because the people consume more in their leisure than in their working time. This will lead to more work. And this to more profits. And this to more wages. The result of more leisure will be the exact opposite of what most people might suppose it to be.

“Management must keep pace with this new demand — and it will. It is the intersection of power and machinery in the hands of management which has made the shorter day and the shorter week possible. That is a fact which it is well not to forget.

“Naturally, services cannot go on the five day basis. Some must be continuous and others are not yet so organized that they can arrange for five days a week. But if the task is set of getting more done in five days than we now do in six, then management will find the way.

“The five day week is not the ultimate, and neither is the eight hour day. It is enough to manage what we are equipped to manage and to let the future take care of itself. It will anyway. That is its habit. But probably the next move will be in the direction of shortening the day rather than the week.”>>

I have not completed my research just yet, but if there is not at least one movement of Neo-Fordians based on the prescription of this final paragraph I would be happy to eat my shoe. Also, there are a lot of gems in this interview that are worthy of meditating on in their own right. Ford’s distinction of viewing leisure as a “cold business fact” resonates with my own personal feeling that we need to view social and environmental issues according to their economic impact. Since this is the first post in the series on the 40 hour work week (a series that may only have two posts, but a series no less) I guess this also kicks off the discussion. What do you think about Ford’s understanding of labor justice? Do you think we’ve reached the time when the days and hours of the working week need to be decreased? Does Ford’s situation have any parallels in our world? I know there are some Henry Ford lovers out there, especially here in my home state of Michigan, and probably some Henry Ford haters as well — word is he was an antisemite — so I think this could make for a good talk.

I think my favorite thing about writing these posts is getting to put up a picture of kittens on an underwear chair lift. If you can get past the cuteness, maybe you’ll find something to pique your interest below.

Dreaming of a Star Wars Christmas

At work I recently had the opportunity to use my down time designing Christmas-related scenes from each of the seven Star Wars movies. They feature snow people as the main characters and are even accompanied by cheesy catch phrases. As it turns out, our scenes won a contest and there are cookies and milk in my future as a prize. A co-worker offered to buy these drawings, but I told him to just take them for free. If you’re reading this, thank you for the ego boost.

 

Sea of Green

The Forest, starring Natalie Dormer of Game of Thrones fame, is only the most recent of series of films devoted to the Aokigahara forest at the base of Mount Fuji in Japan, a dense wilderness the locals refer to as “suicide forest” due to the astounding amount of suicide corpses that are found there each year. There was Forest of the Living Dead (or The Forest outside of the US) in 2010, Grave Halloween in 2013, and The Sea of Trees in 2015, but the film that really drew my attention is a short documentary filmed in 2010 titled Suicide Forest in Japan and published on YouTube by Vice.

The film follows a local man named Azusa Hayono who sweeps the forest to find the corpses of the deceased and perhaps to convince the still living to hang in there. It is not very long, but I expect it packs a bigger punch than any of the feature length fictional films about the forest. It is a little bit on the disturbing side, but definitely worth a watch.

Goodbye, Wells Fargo Student Loan. May We Never Meet Again

Recovering alcoholics put time aside to celebrate each month and year without drink. In a debt-driven culture, I think maybe we ought to celebrate each outstanding debt that has been paid off or forgiven. While in college I accumulated more in debt than I would like to say. If you throw in the automobile loan we took out a couple years ago, you can get an idea of just how low I had sunk. Well, I hit a milestone the other day. It wasn’t easy, but I was able to pay off my second of four college loans, this one serviced by Wells Fargo. The first loan I paid off was a small loan with the University of Toledo which was serviced by ECSI. I was almost sad when I paid off this, my first student loan, not because I was going to miss being in debt — who could ever miss being in debt? — but because the people at ECSI were so amazingly intelligent and caring. It really felt like they were on my side rather than that of the institution I owed. Wells Fargo wasn’t unhelpful, but it is hard to look at an interest rate of nearly 8% without some of your happy thoughts running away. The remaining loans are my largest, a private consolidation loan that Discover bought from Citibank and a federal consolidation loan serviced by Great Lakes. Luckily the latter is in IBR.

If you have federal loans that are not in some form of income-contingent payment you should stop what you’re doing right now and call your loan servicer, especially if you work for the the government or a nonprofit like a hospital or social services. Depending on how much you owe, this decision could literally give you your life back. No lie.

The remaining portion of my journey is up hill, but right now I’m not thinking about that. Right now, I’m thinking of the fact that I am one step closer to being debt-free. I think I’m going to celebrate by not spending money and simply enjoying my time with my beautiful wife and my loving dog.

This doesn’t have to be all about me though. If you’ve recently paid off a debt, chime in. Let me know how it felt for you. This is the kind of joy that transfers from person to person, or at least it should be. What if we lived in a world without debt? Wouldn’t every sunrise feel different? Wouldn’t your pillow feel softer when you go to bed at the end of the day? We just got a step closer to that future. How can anyone contain themselves?!?!

Because DC now has weekly comics I think their portion of my introduction has been filled by Batman & Robin Eternal on each and every one of my posts, but let’s not forget that they also put out a new Justice League this week too; and Marvel’s release lists were screwy and confusing, but they totally concluded the Chewbacca mini-series and the final scene was pretty awesome, especially considering that the Marvel Star Wars books that launched in January of 2015 are all canon now! The last week of 2015 gave us a wimpy-sized load of comics, but they certainly weren’t lacking in quality.

UNSPOILED

1. Justice League #47 (DC Comics), Unspoiled Edition

In the second volume of “Darkseid War,” Justice League is really starting to funnel toward something spectacular. I expect that Justice League #47 is just the beginning of a series of truly fantastic issues by Geoff Johns and Jason Fabok. As if the cast of characters for this mega-event four or so years in the making wasn’t big enough, the Crime Syndicate has now entered the fold and it is completely unclear what is going to come from their inclusion.

SPOILED

1. Justice League #47 (DC Comics), Spoiled Edition

I usually like to stay away from anything that might give me any foresight into story revelations for future issues, but I couldn’t help but read DC’s description for future issue Justice League #49:

In this, the penultimate chapter of the critically-acclaimed epic “Darkseid War,” the fate of the Justice League and the entire universe is on the line! But can even the combined might of the Justice Gods contend with the secret machinations of Grail, the deadly daughter of Darkseid? Death, rebirth and the life of one of the members of the League changed forever!

Maybe in the near future we can talk about all of the DC comics that are going to have an issue #50 in the next couple of months, but for now I want to talk about which member of the Justice League is going to experience some sort of mega change. I figured I would give some sort of ranking of who I feel is most likely to experience a serious change. I am only going to deal with the primary seven Justice League members, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg.

7. AQUAMAN

Aquaman would probably get the award for the most ignored character during the entire “Darkseid War” story arc. Similarly, he’s my vote for least likely to experience a serious change in issue #50. I’m pretty sure Geoff Johns has at least one more Aquaman/Atlantis arc in store for the title though, so change may be coming but it is probably not coming in the next couple of months. The moment we start seeing Mera in the pages of Justice League — that’s when I would start fearing for Aquaman’s fate.

What would a change look like for Aquaman at the end of “Darkseid War”? This is a tough one. The only thing that comes immediately to my mind is the idea that the god powers of the Justice League members may get focused into one individual, like Superwoman’s baby, and the League will have to keep this threat from the public without killing it. To do so they would have to build a secret containment facility in the Mariana Trench with advanced security and permanently guarded by Aquaman.

6. BATMAN

I’m not taking a risk with Batman, despite the fact that Geoff Johns seems to be having a lot of fun with Bruce Wayne’s character during this arc. We have already seen him learn the identity of his parents’ killer (Joe Chill), the identity of Joker (never revealed to readers), and we have seen that he is in serious trouble now that Mobius has returned. Because of all these details, I think he might be the main focus for a lot of speculation. I’m cool on a transformation for Batman because there are already two other series (Batman, and Batman & Robin Eternal) that are actively involved with mixing things up for Bruce Wayne and company, and Batman doesn’t need as much help as nearly all of the other Justice League members. He’s as complex as Hamlet, meaning that even a static Batman gives Johns more to work with than a dynamic anyone else.

What would a change look like for Batman at the end of “Darkseid War”? I think the most impactful thing that has happened to Batman during this arc is the fact that his curious detective intellect was bonded with a  source of infinite information. Once he is inevitably removed from this source, things may get shaky. The most interesting transformation I can imagine for Batman would be that he is reduced to a state similar to Alzheimer’s in which he is constantly grasping for information that isn’t there, making him simultaneously much slower at deducing solutions and much more prone to bouts of anger when the information he seeks simply isn’t there. We have a diversity of characters now who deal with problems facing people of color, women, people of different social classes, sexuality, and even disability, but it is not often that we see superheroes who face issues that frighten us all as we get older. This could be a fantastic opportunity for personal growth for Batman but also for expanding the inclusivity of comic book readership.

5. GREEN LANTERN

There is another list in my head where Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern is at the bottom, and this is because Geoff Johns re-opened and closed the book on this character. It would be far more likely that he would devote time to changing life for Power Ring than Hal Jordan. The conclusion of Geoff Johns’ Green Lantern was perfect, and then he passed the character on to another creative team. He’ll pop into the pages of Justice League here and there, but I honestly think Johns keeps him around as a foil for other characters. In the light that he casts, we can see sides of these other characters that we wouldn’t have otherwise. That is Hal Jordan’s purpose in Justice League and I like it.

What would a change look like for Green Lantern at the end of “Darkseid War”? It would be the best thing ever, because nobody knows Hal Jordan better than Geoff Johns. We know that the Justice League has proxies in other universes. Look at the Earth 2 comics, Multiversity, and Johns’ recent work with the Crime Syndicate. We also know that the red (animal), green (plant), and black (death) of Jeff Lemire’s Animal Man and Scott Snyder’s Swamp Thing also has proxies in Earth 2. What I think Johns would play with is the proxy to the seven color spectrum in the main universe that exists in the Crime Syndicate’s home reality on Earth 3. We know about Volthoom, the power behind Power Ring’s green ring, but what of Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Indigo, Violet, White, and Black. Personally, I would love to see a yellow ring from Earth 3 on Hal Jordan’s finger. If we assume that the entities associated with the rings possess the ring-holder and that they are a kind of opposite entity to the Earth 1 proxy then Hal Jordan would occasionally get possessed by a braggadocios heroic beasty and we would get to have fun with the ego conflicts between this over-the-top avatar and cocky pilot Hal Jordan.

4. SUPERMAN

I don’t know if any of you read Geoff Johns’ arc on Superman but it was insane-good and Johns already gave Superman quite a character development. Superman can now release the energy from all of his cells at once in a gigantic body blast which permanently depletes him and turns him into a basic human being in terms of power and skill set for about 24 hours. That said, I think there is still plenty of room to further develop Superman and Geoff Johns must have some ideas up his sleeve.

What would a change look like for Superman at the end of “Darkseid War”? One of the big cliffhangers of Justice League #47 was that the energy Superman absorbed on Apokolips may be destroying Superman’s cells and killing him. However, when it comes to Geoff Johns “death” actually means “change.” I wouldn’t be surprised if Superman’s cells are actually transformed so that he needs Apokoliptic energy instead of solar energy in order to gain super powers. This would effectively make him human or banish him to Apokolips, and I think neither possibility is more entertaining than the dilemma itself. Does a helpless Superman stay on Earth or migrate to Apokolips where he might be able to do some good? That’s a story I’d love to read.

3. CYBORG

Now we’re starting to get into the characters that I legitimately think Geoff Johns wants to make some changes with. Much of “Darkseid War” forces us to remember the first arc of Geoff Johns’ Justice League in which the team was assembled in response to Darkseid’s first attack on Earth 1, and lets not forget that Cyborg occupied the b-story to the assembly of the League. A Volthoom-possessed Power Ring uploaded Grid into Cyborg at the end of Justice League#47, so we already have a pretty good in for changing it up for Cyborg. In the same issue, Cyborg is outclassed at his niche by Mister Miracle and Barda, which might even suggest Cyborg dropping from the active roster for a time.

What would a change look like for Cyborg at the end of “Darkseid War”? Cyborg has been “infected” with Grid before, and he was able to wipe Grid from his system. Johns is smart enough not to do the same thing twice. This means that the interfacing of Cyborg and Grid is going to be transformative more likely than not. I think the most likely option would be that Cyborg and Grid become partitioned within Cyborg’s body. This could be forced against Grid or a mutual decision. While this might seem a little too much like the dual nature of Firestorm, I think we could get some awesome Evil Dead-style comedy where Grid suddenly gets control of Cyborg’s hand or something else.

2. FLASH

Much like with Green Lantern, Geoff Johns has become the master of The Flash over the years, but unlike with Green Lantern, I don’t think Johns is done with Flash just yet. When Flash was transformed into the Black Racer, it felt like there was a new venue for character development. Also, now that CW’s The Flash is entering its second season it certainly wouldn’t hurt to have a strong The Flash comic so that the two support one another. In other words, it might be time for Geoff Johns to come back to The Flash again.

What would a change look like for Cyborg at the end of “Darkseid War”? I think the knee-jerk suggestion is that Flash will semi-permanently become the Black Racer. Maybe he will be a good guy with a Black Racer power set. Maybe he will be a bad guy and one of the other Flashlings will have to step to the forefront in order to battle him a la the Hal Jordan/Parallax and new Green Lantern Kyle Rayner story line from long ago. For some reason, and feel free to laugh in my face if/when I’m wrong, I don’t think this is where Johns wants to go with The Flash. Since “Darkseid War” appears to be a book-end to the first Justice League arc, we might see a similar bookend for The Flash. By this I mean that The Flash either travels to or remembers the previous universe and is forced to deal with the consequences of Flashpoint in some shape or form. If this were to happen, Johns could potentially even redeem Convergence and all of its awkward enormousness (enormous awkwardness? you decide). I’m not sure how, but this is the guy who made good on Hal Jordan’s incredibly confusing and difficult past. If Johns can’t do it, no one can.

1. WONDER WOMAN

I don’t think Wonder Woman is necessarily the character who needs a change the most, but I do think that there is a reason that she has narrated the “Darkseid War” for the last few issues. In the background of this story arc there has been a “Wonder Woman, This is Your Life” theme. There is another Amazonian in the mix, and it is unclear what is going to happen between her and Wonder Woman, she has been attempting to make peace with her romantic relationships with both Steve Trevor and Superman, and we got a fleeting glimpse of Themyscira that felt kind of scary. If I’m a betting man, I’m putting my money on Wonder Woman as the character whose life is going to be changed forever.

What would a change look like for Wonder Woman at the end of “Darkseid War”? Honestly, with the events that have unfolded in Justice League #46-47 I wouldn’t be surprised if Geoff Johns killed Wonder Woman off. I wouldn’t be surprised, but I do think I might be a little disappointed. In story telling, it is always more rewarding to wound than to kill, and there are many things that could hurt Wonder Woman at this point. If something were to happen where Superman or Steve Trevor were killed, transformed, alienated, or in some other way removed as a friend or lover from Wonder Woman’s life, that would hurt, but something inside me says that the island of Themyscira and potentially the entire Amazonian race might be wiped from the planet.

We’re talking Alderaan! Wonder Woman never felt that she belonged anywhere other than on that island. Themiscyra was her crutch. If Themyscira were gone she’d be forced to assimilate, and that process is probably one of the most gut-wrenching things I can imagine for a strong woman from a foreign culture. In terms of art, this means that it is an incredibly fruitful story generator as well.

Who do you think is most likely to experience the big change and what do you think Geoff Johns has in store for that character? Also, what did you think of Justice League #47?

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One of the most surprising books in the All-New, All-Different Marvel line, both in terms of title and content, is The Totally Awesome Hulk. Greg Pak and Frank Cho’s story follows Amadeus Cho, a young genius who has inherited the purple shorts of the Hulk. This title first and foremost shows Marvel’s commitment to stirring things up with their foundational characters in a way that we haven’t seen since DC replaced Superman with Superboy, Cyborg, Steel, and the Eradicator, Batman with Jean-Paul Valley/Azrael, and Green Lantern Hal Jordan with Kyle Raynor. It is an interesting time to be alive now that Captain America is Sam Wilson (the first prominent black superhero without the word “Black” in his name!), Thor is Jane Foster (a female superhero fighting a losing battle against cancer!), Ms. Marvel is Kamela Khan (the first Muslim character to headline her own comic and a young woman of Kitty Pryde quality to boot!), Spider-man is Miles Morales (a multi-racial black/latino teenager from another dimension!), and now Hulk is Amadeus Cho (a Korean American super genius!). I think that the only reason Tony Stark is still Iron Man is not actually for the sake of continuity, but because Marvel still needs to prove that Tony Stark can be approachable outside of the big screen unlike Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Carol Danvers, Peter Parker, and Bruce Banner.

The first thing you notice about The Totally Awesome Hulk is that it is fast-paced and entertaining. Pak’s writing is simultaneously fresh and reminiscent of Stan Lee’s early Marvel work. I felt intrigued by the things that were not told in issue #1. While we were given a flashback to somewhat explain why Bruce Banner is now off the Hulk roster, it is still not certain exactly what happened as a result of his heroics on that fateful day in the recent past.

Was Bruce Banner’s gamma mutation reversed? Was he killed? Did he mutate into something uncontrollable? Is his fate to be Amadeus Cho’s villain? Perhaps a new Abomination? Perhaps more interesting is the question of how and why Amadeus Cho has become the Hulk and taken to hunting monsters. While I think Pak is building something that could be really interesting, I think Frank Cho’s art might be what keeps readers coming back in the short-term. What makes Frank Cho particularly qualified for this title, other than making both male and female characters look fantastic, is the fact that he does not draw Hulk with some static Hulk-face. He uses Amadeus Cho’s natural facial features and simply Hulks them out. If Frank Cho were required to draw a lineup of all of Marvel’s superheroes as Hulks you would know which one was Amadeus Cho, which was Bruce Banner, which was Steve Rogers, which was Tony Stork, etc. etc. etc. Does this mean that we’re going to see our fair share of green Hulks in this series? Not necessarily, but it never hurts to have an artist who is equipped for the task.

I would say that it is definitely worth taking a risk on Greg Pak and Fank Cho’s The Totally Awesome Hulk. It is incredibly uncommon for a minority creative team with a minority main character to get any kind of traction in the current comic book climate. These books don’t always get the support of the marketing department of their respective publishers, and it is getting harder year after year to compete with the white boys club of foundational superheroes created in the Golden and Silver Age of comics. In comics, you vote with your paycheck and your pull list, so if representation matters and you really like what you’ve seen make sure you pick up The Totally Awesome Hulk once a month.

Next week we get to enjoy the first new comics of 2016 and with it some minor tweaks in the methodology and presentation of these comic book posts. Thanks for talking with me about comics for the last quarter of 2015. I’m feeling optimistic this year. I think comics are only going to get better and better. Also, if any of you are going to read through Civil War in preparation of the third Captain America movie that’s coming out later this year, hit me up. I never read the crossover when it first came out, and I would love to have a community, even just a small community, of people I can talk to while I’m pushing through it.